I'm really glad that you didn't confuse a boa constrictor digesting an elephant with a hat. A hat! Gosh, those grown-ups are so weird.

Anyway, the one in the picture above is me. Well-- almost. A good friend of mine did this drawing. He tried his best, but I have to admit he wasn't a very good artist. It wasn't his fault, though. He would have been a great painter if the grown-ups that saw his drawings had understood. Oh well...

My friend Antoine ended up being an airplane pilot. A good one, but not very lucky: he crashed his plane several times! Although when you think about it, he was sort of lucky. It was because of one of those accidents that we met, and because of another accident he moved from Earth to a planet not too far from mine, but that's another story.

I'm really happy that now, with this Internet thing, I can have a replica of my house so you can come and visit me. Manuel, one of my friends on Earth, is helping me build it.

As you can imagine, I have no idea what this HTML thing is all about. Or is it LTMH? Anyway, I don't care. That's grown-up stuff.

So, come in, and enjoy my Asteroid. And don't forget to drop me a line to tell me what you think.